JasonWF: I don't consider myself "weird". I consider myself enlightened, and most others just too unfortunate to understand me.
Punkgirl50: i kno my way around newark better then any white girl should
Steve: she's not an m i'd l to f
ITLMA778: my rent is due tomorrow...i have $1 stardust04: lets win the lottery ITLMA778: i cant afford a ticket lol
"i hope he doesnt care too much about her otherwise hes got a valid reason to come after me...in a dress"
tim: Combine forces. stardust04: with your veggies and my wok, we could take over the world. stardust04: or our kitchens. tim: No Sam. tim: The motherfucking world.
Jinx, give me a cup! Of pur unfiltered awesome. I would thoroughly enjoy it. =)
Steve: ^_____________^ What can I say, sometimes I r teh win
tim: don't buy the cow far away because there's milk next door. tim: Or something tim: like that
Tache: I'm a jack-of-all-nerds.
dub upset: stop downplaying your boobs
Dejection5: all those southerners want to do is empregnate you!
KYA8: i've gotten to the point of lazyness if it took anymore effort to breathe i'd just give up lol
xxMachineLove: you're like "hm. whatev." xxMachineLove: like not even, "whatever." it's whatev. not even important enough to have the last syllable
stardust04: im like "oh man this movie is gonna suck. i cant wait!" Dejection5: hey you never know Dejection5: snakes...on a plane Dejection5: sounds like a potential thriller Dejection5: it could be like thousands of snakes and like 3 people
JasonWF: Geez, get a life, will ya? stardust04: i have one! JasonWF: No you don't JasonWF: Shush JasonWF: Quiet time, baby's sleeping
hasasecret: I was sitting before. hasasecret: ...on the toilet to be exact. hasasecret: and i was thinking... "Damn, I'm awesome."
ChevyGuy102: its what science does ChevyGuy102: ruins fun ChevyGuy102: its a proven fact
JasonWF: Bad Sam, no cookie
xxMachineLove: in fact i hate everyone. except you, you're too petite for me to endow hatred in
Dejection5: you seem so offended by this Dejection5: HOW DARE YOU RIDDLE ME
Ragnar: southern accents scare me Ragnar: out of my skin Ragnar: ...into a lake of fire Ragnar: its that bad
Dejection5: sorry cant help myself im the johovahs witness for psychology stardust04: haha. must recruit EVERYONE. Dejection5: or bf skinners witness i should say stardust04: freuds witness Dejection5: i will condition YOU! stardust04: LoL Dejection5: yeah haha Dejection5: you unconsciously want to go
Frankie26200: I'm not one to look a gift horse in the mouth Frankie26200: even if it's a cyber-horse
Dejection5: EVALUATE! Dejection5: people who love psych love to evaluate
Jerry: I'd give anything to have a good pair of lederhosen.
Ragnar: drown his sorrows in steak Ragnar: its divine Ragnar: steak is power
xxMachineLove: what tangled webs we weave sam
xxMachineLove: lesbian whore cake
stardust047: i drove past the ginormous Cabelas outlet place in PA KYA8: you can buy firearms there like they are soup at shoprite
KYA8: it's kick ass KYA8: like if chuck norris and the ninja turtles had a baby
Dejection5: was i the straw that broke the camels back?
tenno: well sam tenno: i just wanna let you know that tenno: I have feelings tenno: for tenno: you tenno: r tenno: MOM stardust047: u idiot
Jerry: those things always kind of amazed me as a child me: ...cornucopias? Jerry: yeah. they just made no sense
KYA8: want me to come make it better KYA8: i probably have a tea for it
BeerLeg: And it's horribly interesting.
WahWah: uhohs, someone's got a samcrush WahWah: emergency dance party!
Ragnar: conan the sumarian Ragnar: Conan the destroyer Ragnar: CONAN Ragnar: THE BBQ SPECIALIST
Dejection5: i need someone to explain it to me on a kindergarden level
WahWah: Emergency death party
boredvin: im decently 'azn'
KYA8: it really chaps my ass
boredvin: just cause im joking around doesn't mean that im not serious!
theabyss: wishing my internet would combust theabyss: in a fit of fire theabyss: and molten... internetness..
boredvin: i swear i'll keep it strictly business boredvin: when i say business, i mean personal
Ragnar: you love me Ragnar: ....... Ragnar: well Ragnar: even if you don't Ragnar: you tolerate me when you probley shouldn't
Dejection5: you want to believe in love sam!
Dejection5: hmm Dejection5: thats just crazy enough to work
Frankie26200: it's not about being manly Frankie26200: it's about not being girly
MTache: people who find me attractive have weird taste in guys
WahWah: I need 512 of gf4r
Ragnar: oh sam Ragnar: the things you do to me in the guise of normal conversation
MB: Let's sell our WoW accounts for drugs and kill ourselves
Ragnar: sam, you're totally a biblical curse
stardust047: y = mx + b WahWah: Omg I hate you cuz you remember stuff
stardust047: norcross KILLcameron: ohh KILLcameron: i have no idea where that is
Reverie: so...my mom is like mcdonalds?
Reverie: mcdonalds has also "served 99 billion and still serving" stardust047: and so has your mom?
stardust047: like SMB doesnt have much story WahWah: lol sure it does WahWah: your princess is continually in another castle
JasonWF: Well, we ALL want to do horrible things to you Sam, you should be used to it
JasonWF: If we were in the same state for too long, the awesome would EXPLODE and the world wouldn't be able to handle our superpower
Stylee: you steal Stylee: like a theiving thief! Stylee: except spelled correctly
ZggyStrDst2: stfu puppy hater!
Ragnar: would you vote for jon stewart? stardust047: i vote for rudy giuliani Ragnar: but... he's bald
stardust047: who kisses and prays?? WahWah: German people, apparently :P
WahWah: I cant find my work pants *cry* stardust047: lol stardust047: im wearing them stardust047: sorry WahWah: lol they'd be a fucking studio apartment on you
WahWah: that's why I feel so fat! I'm wearing your pants! :O We must have put on the wrong pants after we were finished studying meteorology
Jerry: we can't sell pastries with no pants on anymore
timhasasecret: Hey baby, wanna play my wii
KILLcameron: it's like you all, you guys, yall. smartest to dumbest
WahWah: baaaahhh bahbahbahbah bah bah WahWah: bah bah bah bah bahbah dahnahnahnahnah falaalaaalaaalaaalaaaaa stardust047: wtf stardust047: are u singing kick the can? WahWah: yeah
Reverie: yeah...dammit sam! your gonna be my lesbian no matter what you say!
KILLcameron: i want to have your eye's babies
Dejection5: she couldnt make macaroni and cheese w/o starting a fire
WahWah: ask your boyfriend John Popper lol
u z z o l i n o: ebays rough cuz theres always that prick that out bids at the last second, and its by one dollar u z z o l i n o: i hate him
stardust047: ...the more you know... stardust047: lol WahWah: *star*
stardust047: bad kissers are no fun =P becca: they give you baths. its like um.gross
stardust047: thats what jerseyans have Gar 1285: no we have anger issues Gar 1285: FUCK YOU, so how was your day Gar 1285: that type of thing lol
WahWah: the south is so weird stardust047: and the north isnt? WahWah: No, we won the Civil War, we're awesome.
WahWah: Ohh man am I jealous stardust047: you're jealous of my grandma. haha
WahWah: I like the left shift key. WahWah: NOT the right shift key WahWah: the right shift key has aids
stardust047: i tried to watch Lost once. i was like "...wtf is going on?" u z z 0 l i n: yea same and i was the one that was lost
Dejection5: it is sad...my wardrobe is sad Dejection5: it cries with the pain of outdatedness
Dejection5: thats when you know you have a problem Dejection5: if you dont have friends
KILLcameron: dont hhh tbs KILLcameron: they don't like you either
Los angeles: india. we can move to india. Los angeles: ride magic carpets to work. Los angeles: rub bald people's heads and learn shaolin kung fu. Los angeles: and drink tea. Los angeles: and wave hi to brad pitt.
Dejection5: yeah me either it just popped into my head and i needed to hear it..stat
stardust047: i dont get football. at all. lol timhasasecret: There's not much to get. timhasasecret: Throw ball, catch ball, run ball, TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! timhasasecret: Funky dance, break it down. timhasasecret: And then whoever has more points at the end wins. timhasasecret: So, whoever has the best endzone dance moves wins the game. timhasasecret: So football... is all about disco.
KILLcameron: being horney in church and sinning in church is not cool
stardust047: i was just curious cuz i havent seen you in ... how long? celrdor: Five hundred thousand years.
KILLcameron: sam.. KILLcameron: we need a break.. stardust047: we need to see other ppl stardust047: lol
Dejection5: this is why we can't have nice things...cuz its nerf or nothing
Dejection5: its like you look at a situation logically and youre like ok ..dont get ahead of yourself here but then youre brains like yay love is fun !!!! and yeah the battle continues Dejection5: it'd be better if i had like a little cartoon animation for you
KILLcameron: i thought someone was hott but you was all "eww dats naaaasty nigga if you wanna hit it you can haaaaave it" KILLcameron: hahah well maybe you didn't sing that ying yang twins song
Dejection5: hes is a world of cute
stardust047: we have the hiv HighwayStar: haha HighwayStar: Run away!
celrdor: It's so astoundingly wonderful that any attempt I make at telling you how wonderful it is will undermine its wonderfulness.
secretsn: He's ruining the name for guys that I'm trying to uphold. secretsn: I mean, I'm an asshole. We (guys) all are. But that guy sucks.
wahwah: I take it you told him you're already in a relationship with one Detective Stabler?
JasonWF: DAMN YOU KEVIN SMITH JasonWF: Money, fame, success... but now, my Sam! YOU WILL PAY!
makelove : you do have an awful short term memory for someone who smokes no pot
KILLCAMERON: YR MS SONG SUUUCKS stardust047: ur mom sucks. KILLCAMERON: probably
LightningS: sex at midnight stardust047: too late stardust047: its 1am LightningS: sex at 1am stardust047: haha, im going to bed likerightnow tho LightningS: fine LightningS: hows ur man stardust047: haha stardust047: hes good stardust047: i miss him LightningS: wht u broke up LightningS: that sucks
KILLCAMERON: have you EVER listened to rap?
boredvin: hmm boredvin: maybe i should kill you!! boredvin: AHH!!!!!! boredvin: *running at you with a water gun*
stardust047: my song isnt scary! haha BECKsofresh: yes it is BECKsofresh: it sounds like pure evil BECKsofresh: they sound like satan on crack
wahwah: I am a dork wahwah: That's how I get the fly honeys like my sawah bear
wahwah: I used to suck at litebrite, everything I made looked like abstract art
KILLCAMERON: you yankee
wahwah: I like my degrees to be plural
KILLCAMERON: DAMNIT I CRIED IN MY MASHED POTATOES
wahwah: It is hard to think while chocogasming wahwah: We'll be too busy having candy cigarettes after our satisfying chocogasm
BeerLeg: I just bought Bree and I a couple of flash drives, I love them. BeerLeg: I carry around all my addresses, my resume, pictures of bacon, etc.
BeerLeg: Us Harbers, underachievers. BeerLeg: Actually you could call us eclectec. BeerLeg: Renaissance people.
stardust047: that SUX Shefu: who the fuck says SUX! Shefu: this isn't 1998 stardust047: ok, forget i said SUX stardust047: *tries again* stardust047: lyke zomg that's FTL! stardust047: (better?) haha Shefu: yes xD
wahwah: you help me with maff, I help sam with nerd stuff
Gar 1285: i smell like a foot Gar 1285: from a donkey Gar 1285: that walked in 30 miles of cheese Gar 1285: in the rainforest
Los angeles: yea, you're dad sent me GTFO cookies after we broke up. Los angeles: they were deliciously depressing.
Big Gar 128: prinky promise Big Gar 128: *pinky stardust047): hahahahaha, i like prinky promise better
KILLCAMERON: youre just sitting there KILLCAMERON: and you're like KILLCAMERON: "sooo, my tounge's in your mouth DOTDOTDOT"
wahwah: Sam and Marc sitting in a tree! wahwah: r-e-a-d-i-n-g
Ragnar: shhhh Ragnar: its ok Ragnar: just don't talk Ragnar: just have this long roofie iced tea
wahwah: it should be illegal to be this cold wahwah: 4srs
xxMachineLove: actually id prefer halloween xxMachineLove: "will you marry me" xxMachineLove: "only if you take off your darth vader mask and ask me yourself" xxMachineLove: "COME TO THE MARRIED SIDE, SIAN" xxMachineLove: "it is your destiny"
wahwah: I'm gonna have to mortgage the house to buy a book of stamps pretty soon
wahwah: a lot of my dreams involve sex... and zombies
head of the: i'm also going to get more nautical tattoos and marry a man with them IN YOUR BED ROOM while the door is orange and i'm going to dress up like a light house and eat blue crab on your bed....with old bay dip
stardust047: you know what you need to get? stardust047: A LIFE stardust047: hahaha <333 killCAMERON: pwnd. killCAMERON: haha killCAMERON: true though ahha
Ragnar: but Ragnar: your pretty when your drunk Ragnar: i'm pretty when your drunk
killCAMERON: tbs hhh's you all the time
HighwayStar: were butt buddys didnt you know :D
...: it's not my fault you're a sexaholic and i just so happen to be made of sexahol
stardust047: you have to maintain your image Gar 1285: yep Gar 1285: a viking
Gar 1285: Je prends un thé pour cela que je peux vous apporter
stardust047: but they cant get through rubbermaid boxes very well. the squirrels i mean wahwah: haha maybe that's our problem wahwah: our containers are made of acorns
wahwah: DSL alone does not beauty make
stardust047: im listening to incubus Gar 1285: there's something about them that makes me want to hurt cute things
ITLMA77: im aweseome ITLMA77: cept spelled right
theabyss20: we are warriors sam theabyss20: after sex i grab a gallon of water and guzzle it down as i triumphantly stand with one leg on my xbox and beat my chest.
Dejection5: it must be hard to sing in a cat outfit
stardust047: i quoted u in my profile Dejection5: sweet Dejection5: i feel like ive been inducted into the guiness book of world records
HighwayStar: i gotta see it HighwayStar: and you can see mine
stardust047: i wanna go to cancun! xxMachineLove: haha me too xxMachineLove: oh wait i AM going xxMachineLove: sick burn
Waltz for ZiZi: it's ag odo mvoei stardust047: ...do u type with your eyes closeD? Waltz for ZiZi: yes I do
LightningS: dont b sorry LightningS: b naked
Dejection5: im like socrates..in smurf form
wahwah: what was it called, "Hottest girl that will ever show interest in me.jpg"?
wahwah: Then I want to fuck a man! wahwah: ... that could be wrong out of context....
JasonWF: Can you stop living in a soap opera? It makes things a lot easier.
Reverie: i was working in a call center for panasonic and every day i just wanted to take a swan dive off their roof...although it was only a two-story building and i probably wouldve had to jump like 12 or 17 times before it worked, and im too lazy to take the stairs that often
wahwah: So that explains why there's pancake batter on the drink menu...
Dejection5: man must gravel stardust047: u mean grovel? Dejection5: yeaah thats it Dejection5: not dirt
wahwah: and by 90% of girls, I mean every girl ever except her feet, lol
Ragnar: I want money Ragnar: money is cool Ragnar: and all the cool kids like it
wahwah: I need to start thinking again before school starts
Ragnar: send nudes/money
stardust047: or however u spell it Frankie: I spell it p-u-s-s-i-e-s stardust047: LOL Frankie: but that's a local spelling
LOVE BEATS: don't try and get me tipsy and take advantage of me stardust047: damn it. stardust047: ok, i wont. LOVE BEATS: no wait LOVE BEATS: haha
Ragnar: I could hit you in the face until you liked it 0_0
Dejection5: man must gravel stardust047: u mean grovel? Dejection5: yeaah thats it Dejection5: not dirt
stardust047: wrestling is no fun tho. its so fake. ufc is good because its real Frankie: yeah but there's no chairs Frankie: or tables Frankie: or trash cans stardust047: well... you've got me there. Frankie: or cheese graters Frankie: yes, cheese graters
stardust047: so everything is good now? Dejection5: yup pretty much, now i just have normal problems haha
Dejection5: we'd have to flip a coin for french haha Dejection5: whoever loses would have to be french-canadian
Frankie: we're pretty damn cool Frankie: especially me
camm bby: i said camm bby: OMGOD NO. camm bby: PLEASE JUST GO AWAY.
Dejection5: lol moose is my answer to everything
Tache: you and I will have a bathrobe party at your house. Tache: it has been decided. Tache: it will be right after the naked party Tache: more on that later
camm: a/s/l camm: and i'd be like camm: 9/m/sc
MachineLove: L-I-E. S-A-M. three letters. can't be a coincidence
MachineLove: hell yeah bicthes stardust047: haha MachineLove: oh i mean bitch cuz its just the one of you MachineLove: well your not a bitch stardust047: ....lol MachineLove: hell yeah ni$$a stardust047: nissa? stardust047: lol jk MachineLove: n you bastard, in ebonics, $$ are g's stardust047: haha i did not know that MachineLove: thats because i work in the hood
MachineLove: im metal, i dont sleep...i smolder
Frankie: haha yeah but what better way to take your mind off nonsense than a preposterous-dinosaur slaying, easily stored model?
Dnath: don't lie sam Dnath: you'd love it if I showed you my cell phone
MachineLove: bow down and do something domestic MachineLove: clean my shoes
Dejection: ouu roofies
Dejection: dude we could become mormons Dejection: then we could both marry him Dejection: it might take two people to carry him so it could be useful
Dejection: haha so technically we're engaged!
stardust047: the 17 main characters is a bit much stardust047: its like they ran out of ideas that week but HAD TO make an episode anyway... wahwah: this episode is like a mad lib wahwah: with guest stars
MachineLove: duh MachineLove: thats like asking stanley strauss if he's ever had wives
wahwah: haha it's a monty python quote? didn't notice stardust047: i guess you havent seen Holy Grail? wahwah: not in a while wahwah: Let's put it this way, our monty python tapes are on Betamax (no joke) lol
EPIC: you have no say in this. EPIC: if you say no ill rape you until you say yes
stardust047: its funny how we all love him now, but we thought he was weird back in the day Dejection: well..cuz he was Dejection: he was ahead of his time..we eventually got weird too
Dejection: maybe its better that way..getting to know a boy its just one more reason he needs to be smacked around
Dejection: voulez-vous coucher avec *trois*?
stardust047: we had to have been like 12 or 13 when it came out i bet SandwchTax: well, I was like 416. SandwchTax: I'm a highlander stardust047: oh right. of course stardust047: so i was 15, and you were 412 SandwchTax: by the way, don't chop off my head. stardust047: k SandwchTax: I need that, for being immortal and shit.
stardust047: snakes dont have hips either stardust047: and bees dont have knees stardust047: and cats dont have pajamas wahwah: neither do bananas
wahwah: wow it's a fat girl trying to sound sexy wahwah: must have moooooooore (oreos)
wahwah: I can't swim and the weight room is filled with gang members 24/7
theabyss: roses are red theabyss: violets are blue theabyss: and all my base are belong to you
for daniel: yeah life's quite interesting right now stardust047: its stressful as hell for daniel: this is why we have liquor and lots of it
MachineLove: its just weird that an entire era really is a huge fan of me
camm: well camm: at least i'm getting the oppurtunity to learn chinese
camm: it's taking me back to my hippie days in elementary school
xxMachineLove: try not to be too jealous but i'm on the badminton team @ mon u xxMachineLove: i should probably be considered for a full athletic scholarship
stardust047: a mexican highlander stardust047: wow Aesthetic: *queue theme music* stardust047: there can be only UNO Aesthetic: HAHA Aesthetic: i almost spit out my water on that one
Reverie: i was an albino python Reverie: want Reverie: not was
wahwah: You say potato, I say hottest thing ever
SUP3R: do you want it? (don't be afraid to say no if you don't want it :P ) stardust047: that'd be really funny out of context
Dejection: yeah i miss friends Dejection: i miss having them Dejection: haha thats such a pathetic statement but its true
Dejection: yeah hes all skinny and into comps..it goes together
camm: he's cuuuuute camm: i'd even hit thattt lmao
Dejection: marriage is for quitters anyway
wahwah: umm... err.. I mean... what the hell is this nerd crap? Star Wars?! I've never even seen it!
Frankie: haha i'm sorry, which of those ridiculous statements were you responding to? Frankie: i lost track myself
TheTim: u know its not a convo between us until we mention save by the bell